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  • Me:

    *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*

  • Random Old Lady:

    *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')

  • ROL:

    Isn't he a little old for you?

  • Me:

    Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.

  • Dad:

    *chokes into his drink*

  • ROL:

    You should respect your elders.

  • Me:

    You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?

  • Dad:

    *chokes on his drink again*

  • ROL:

    *storms off*

  • Dad:

    *looks at me with a disapproving look*

  • Me:

    What?

  • Dad:

    Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

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